Dogs use several words to describe the human world. I thought this list might be helpful.
Floppy ear express - a car ride with the windows open and our ears flying in the wind
Dog biscuit - actually it doesn't mean anything different in dog language, but I wanted to get another plug in about how much we like them. Shameless, I know.
Brain farts - yep, dogs have them also. It's when we forget something important like where we buried a bone. I think you older humans call them "senior moments."
Paris - As in someone pulling a "paris." That is someone who has more money than brains. I have to confess, dogs do not understand why people who get so much attention because Daddy made a lot of money.
Fish bait - Dogs see this way too often. It is where people are selfish and don't think of anything but themselves.
Shark bait - Owners who keep their dogs tied up in the backyard all the time. Actually, dogs have a much different term, but I wouldn't say it here.
